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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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