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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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