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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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