| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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