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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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