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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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