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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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