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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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