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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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