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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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