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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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