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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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