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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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