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| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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