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| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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