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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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