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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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