| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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