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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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