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| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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