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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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