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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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