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| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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