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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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