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| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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