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| There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We st... more
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| A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major. The Major proceeded... more
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| - What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes  |
| - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need... more
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| At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?""Th... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes  |
| While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail... more
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| This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more
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| Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU WERENT THERE, MAN!!! YOULL NEVER KNO... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate bui... more
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