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| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said... more
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