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| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you do with a bachelor who thinks hes Gods gift? Exchange him.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why do little boys whine?Because theyre practicing to be men.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.... more
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