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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more
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