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| "And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym... more
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| Where did the burgers go after their wedding?On a bun-eymoon!... more
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| After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Its not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i... more
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| Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more
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| A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you know my lips are ch... more
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| A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?Theyre married.... more
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