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| "Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
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| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a pers... more
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| Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 yea... more
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| A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I dont have a headache!"He says, "... more
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| "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Wife: "Do you think of me when youre away darling?"Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."... more
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| A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You dont have to let your wife bully you," he said.... more
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| They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadnt been talking to each other.Instead, th... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger... more
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