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| My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mea... more
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| A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more
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| A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother in... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?Theyre married.... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She t... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is thatas both husband and Father, I can say anything I wan... more
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| A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several... more
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| "Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He st... more
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