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| The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more
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| Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more
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| A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible ac... more
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| A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take... more
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| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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| In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and tim... more
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| Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.... more
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| At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more
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| A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf beca... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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