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| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
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| Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.... more
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| An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more
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| Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving... more
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| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more
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| After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of... more
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| "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more
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| At a friends wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down t... more
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