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| Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i... more
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| One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and... more
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| A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-linedating services. I asked him the other day if he had... more
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| Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he sa... more
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| The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in g... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat... more
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| Q: How do you know when youre at a hillbilly wedding?A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, were going to... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second yea... more
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