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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 73 | | | | Joke: | One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "Imgoing to kiss you if you cant tell me who I am in three guesses."She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson!Abraham Lincoln!" | | | |
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