| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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