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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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