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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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