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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little gir... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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