jokes | categories | a to z jokes | search | random joke | upload joke | contact us | links


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

 
Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:178
 
Joke:A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldnt make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the lawyer asks him why did he want him next to him. The dying person replied, "When Jesus died, he had a thief next to him and I want to go the same way."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  4 stars
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little gir... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more



jokes | categories | a to z jokes | search | random joke | upload joke | contact us | links | link partners