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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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