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| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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