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| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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