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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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