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| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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