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| Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?... more
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| Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?Because theyre wrigleys !... more
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| What has 50 legs but cant walk ?Half a centipede !... more
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| Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?Because they kept droning on and on !... more
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| What is the most faithful insect ?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !... more
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| What does a cat go to sleep on ?A caterpillow !... more
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| One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" sa... more
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| What is a bees favourite classical music composer ?Bee-thoven !... more
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| Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.... more
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| 10. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.... more
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