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| A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was p... more
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| "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when its printed in English."... more
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| How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.... more
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| Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and... more
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| "Why do rednecks act like such morons? "Who says theyre acting?"... more
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| Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way Im going ?... more
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| What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!... more
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| I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. M... more
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| Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner... more
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| Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.... more
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