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| What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"... more
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| The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountai... more
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| Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more
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| Sharon: Im so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.... more
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| Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed? Fred: Because I couldnt find a snake.... more
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| A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a... more
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| How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.... more
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| A girl walked over to her neighbors for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired sh... more
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| Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to sho... more
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| Whats a cows favourite love song?When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.... more
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