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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 83 | | | | Joke: | The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "Ive been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it." He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?" "In the postscript," she answered. "It said: Dear Alice, dontforget to give this letter to George." | | | |
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